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One of Marge Simpson's older, usually unmarried, chain-smoking, twin sisters, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure clerks at the DMV and hates Homer Simpson with a passion. Selma's bathroom cabinets overflow with blackhead guns, buttock stabilizers, and depilatory creams -- all the
excruciatingly necessary glamour devices with which she achives her bovine beauty. Despite this spirited attention to her looks, men rarely give her a second one. So she shares her most intimate moments with Jub-Jub, her pet iguana. Though desperate for male companionship, this three-time-loser has her limits, vowing, from now on, to marry only for love. and possibly once more for money.
Quotes:
"I'm sweating. Let's ride through the car wash."
"Single? Well, he passes the Selma test."
"When are you going to wake up and smell your husband?"