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Forty-five and friendless, Comic Book Guy is the portly, pony-tailed proprietor of the Android's Dungeon, a comic book store centering to nerds of all ages, provided
they have the emotional maturity of an eleven-year-old. Comic Book Gut achieved his porcine good looks by
rigorously following the dietary dictates of snack food pyramid. Nothing makes him happier than gobbling down row after row of marshmallow peeps or devouring a
wheelbarrow full of tacos during the latest sci-fi TV marathon. immediately after which, he will
broadcast his disdainful opinion throughout the world via the Internet.
Quotes:
"You fold it, you bought it."
"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
"Seeing as you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point."
