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Charles Montgomery Burns acquired his status as Most Despised Man in Springfield the old-fashioned way; he earned it. AS the evil overlord of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Burns tirelessly pursues through the exploitation of hiss hapless workers and the destruction of the local environment. a few of his more notable accomplishments include: offering a free beer policy to his
employees in place of their dental plan; having the Ramones play at his birthday party; taking over all 78 channels on TV; penning his book of personal reflection, "Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?";
impersonating a hippie, Wavy Gravy, in order to sink a Greenpeace boat; blocking out the sun. Despite his hectic schedule, Burns still finds the time to belittle his devoted toady, Smithers, and to keep a vigilant,
contemptuous eye on Homer Simpson and the other drones in Sector 7G. Amazingly, Burns' frequent annoyance with Homer's poor job performance, his many visits to the Simpson Home, and even his gratitude to homer for averting a nuclear meltdown at the plant, have failed to leave a lasting impression -- he never can remember Homer's name.